Pulling a Madison

When someone you make plans with in person ignores your messages regarding the plans, seening and seemingly staying offline to avoid answering you, particularly on the eve of the planned event.

Jim: "It's 1.30 why aren't you with Kate? didn't you guys make plans to hang at 12?"
Bob:" Yeah, but she didn't show up and she isn't responding to her messages."

Jim: "What a bitch, she's totally Pulling a Madison"

by Spicy fresh March 11, 2017

Pull tight

Confront; to blow down on

I had to pull tight on ol'boy, I heard he was talking about me

by St. Clair Fatty March 17, 2017

Pulled a Sherlock

To have survived an impossible situation in which you are presumed dead.

I was reading this Drarry fanfiction and Draco totally pulled a sherlock!

by Septiplierherself June 5, 2016

Pulling a Kevin

When you are so disgustingly unprepared for everything. No matter how many times you are told to do something you wait till the very last minute and usually end up letting down friends.

Man I told Jason to meet me to eat when I got out of work at 7. It's 7:30 and he's barely leaving his house. He's pulling a Kevin.

by Obi-Juan Ginobili May 29, 2016

Pull a Jose

When you have stuff to do, but you use a shitty excuse to bail out and pass your responsabilities to others.

- GUY: Dude, we have a lot of stuff to do
- JOSE: I had a shitty day. Gonna sleep. Bye
- GUY: DON'T YOU DARE PULL A JOSE ON ME, BITCH!
- GUY: Jose? Jose..??

- GUY: Fuck

by DubaiDude May 16, 2016

pulling a gage

When you ask a stupid ass question.

Koby asked how to open the microwave?
Mitchell said "Are you fucking pulling a Gage?"

by Sminchdawg May 25, 2016

Pulled A Kyori

Imbecilic but hilarious action. The final evolution of "Brain Fart". Doing something so dumb that there is no excuse and nothing to blame but Kyori herself. A Brain Fart would be pulling the door when the sign says "Push". However, Pulling a Kyori would be pulling the door when the sign says "Closed".

Friend1: Alright, now to build a snowman, you have to put a jack-o-lantern on top of the snow.
Kyori: Got it. *spawns lava without paying attention*
Kyori: And now I just put it on top like this?
Friend2: Yeah.
Kyori: *puts lava on top of the snow, causing it to overflow the entire house, burning it down and killing self*
Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Kyori: I SPAWN LAVA BY ACCIDENT!
Friend2: HOW DO YOU EVEN.....????
Kyori: I'M SORRY!
*Friend1 logs off Minecraft*
Friend2: Pulled a Kyori. *shakes head*
Kyori: .... :'^)

by UglyMugling October 3, 2016