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Poo Porn

An act which where a variety of multiple or few participants, either of the same gender or opposite sex can take part in. The recieveing participant can be in various positions waiting for the user to go number 2 not knowing what type of sensation awaits on the part of the body where the poo has been placed by the user. Like a penis it comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours.
Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"

Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.

Clint- "You're fucking gross man"
by Kent no January 4, 2020
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poo

a bomb that is dropped off of most passenger planes. The are deadlier than nukes.
Dave got hit by some poo that was dropped off of a boeing 747, and now he's in the ICU in the hospital.
by MrPhoton August 23, 2018
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eliciey-poo

OMG BAE ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡
Hey elice! Can you call me Eliciey-Poo please?
by elicesluhvr November 24, 2021
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poo

woah did u see poo over there?! cuz hes lookin real fine today
by jadascool May 16, 2022
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Chrissy poo bear

A handsome stud who gets all the women in the school
That Korean man is such a Chrissy poo bear
by mcchrissc March 15, 2023
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poo tendencies

Your shit preference. All encompassing. If you like to fart every morning at six a.m. good for you. If you shart during sex also good for you. Those are your poo tendencies and you should be aware of them. It helps your partner.
One of Jody's poo tendencies is that she always poops at 6 am.

Jacob only shits at home, its a poo tendency of his.
by dreuxtwo February 28, 2024
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sneaker poo

When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
by Hudge72 May 6, 2017
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