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one greedy tirdy 

when your friend puts their foot in your face and says "smell me"
"Hey Hadlea *foot goes up* Will you smell me?"
"Wow, your one greedy tirdy."

one eyed egyptian 

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad
I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

one eye wonder 

South of the border aka hop on the vag train
Would you let hunter play with your one eye wonder?

one eye wonder 

South of the border aka hop on the vag train
Will you let hunter play with your one eye wonder?
To like sb's comment on a social networking site such as Facebook.
"People constantly seek attention and validation through one-upping people's comments"
One-up by MFRO June 19, 2017