Bum dealer

When you encounter a colossal wanker aka Morgan k

“Hey can you FUCK ME IN THE ASS”
“No cunt”
“You bum dealer”

by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019

pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020

Bum

The thing poo comes out of

P1 “hey is that your bum?”
P2 “heck yeah it is? I’m taking a poo💩”

by Nevaeh_you_loser August 15, 2019

bumming

to “jerk off” or formally known to beat the meat

i sat and bed and started bumming my night away

by John Cast April 9, 2020

Bum flosser

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take

Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”

by Laurentheinnocent December 16, 2018

miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.

by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021

Bum Choppipng

The practice of harvesting fingers or toes from homeless people for the purpose of defrauding a fast food outlet. Practitioners place the harvested digit into a serving of fast food and then claim that the restaurant is at fault.

Bored and pennyless, Jim and Danny resorted to a bum-chopping scheme to try and bring in some cash.

by Wolf April 10, 2005