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pulled a David

Verb. To meet someone randomly at a party and based on very little information and friend them on facebook the following day.
"Remember that random girl I met last night? She totally pulled a David on me... saw a friend request from her this morning..."
by ezzzzdsaf September 21, 2013
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David

David has a massive cock and is super gay. He's lonely and desperate for affection so he mastubrates all the time. David loves to suck dick but he has nobody's to suck so he sucks his own.
"Bro did you see David"
"Yeah I heard him mastubarting in the bathroom"
"He's gay"
by ilovecumandcock October 13, 2022
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David

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)
by useless12736 November 20, 2021
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david savage

david savage is a literal GOD. he is the sexiest creature in the universe and if you ever see him, you must bow before him and throw your most prized possesions at him. he is special and talented and you MUST respect him and protect him with your life.
"omg is that david savage? lets go bow before him cus he's so sexy"
by savagesavagesavage October 16, 2020
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David

A potato disguised as a human.
David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.
by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021
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david

David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018
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The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.
“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening
by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025
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