Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?

"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."

"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."

by eggsaladsocks September 24, 2024

Wetter than an otters pocket

When your girl see Theodore Roosevelt

"Girl I'm wetter than an otters pocket. I can stop thinking about big theo"

by ¿I'm Ron Burgundy? August 21, 2021

Outta Pocket Experience

When someone goes through a situation that was crazy or wild.

Person #1: "I had to tell an old man to put his clothes back on in Walmart today, and we got in a knife fight in the toy aisle."
Person #2: "Yikes, that sounds like an outta pocket experience."

by ToastBoy42 February 2, 2021

pocket facebooked

when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.

Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"

Tara **** "dkah"

Jimmy "What does that mean?"

Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"

by Amberjean November 30, 2010

Pocket Syndrome

When one is hanging out with a girl and he or she puts their hands in their pockets

"Hey do you see zach walking with his girl?"
"Yeah he got the pocket syndrome!!"

by Gav T July 2, 2016

Polly pocket pippy longstocking

To be someone of bird like behavior.

when Cardigan Backyardigan threw her shoe at miki minach, she exhibited polly pocket pippy longstocking behavior.

by pissy cat October 2, 2018

pocket live

A feature on Facebook that allows users to live stream what they're doing at that moment, at randomly inappropriate times. (Think: Pocket Dialing... except using Facebook Live)

Ray: "Yo, did you see Pete snoring last night? It was hilarious."

Dave: "Yup that was the funniest pocket live video I've seen in awhile!"

by RogerBlack January 24, 2022