Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

Cracking Your Homeboy

Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.

Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?

by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025

I’m on crack

jake Paul’s favorite subject in school

I’m on crack means Fuck Jake paul

by Jakes balls November 20, 2019

the crack is 90

When your in the pub having a good time.

Crackhead “How much is crack”
Drunk man “The crack is 90”

by David Egan 2021 September 14, 2021

intro-crack-hoe

an introvert who immediately becomes a crackhead in presence of his/her friends and starts acting like a hoe

• look! the shy girl is twerking with her friends
- yeah she’s a real intro-crack-hoe

by ryanXDXD December 10, 2019

model o on crack

a glorious model o on crack

yo dude you got that glorious model o on crack????

dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society

by Glorious Official Company June 16, 2021

Cracked

To have coitus with another being

Guy one: I got cracked so good last night everyone is getting an extra ranch no charge
Guy two: I need to get cracked it’s been three months with my right hand

by BigGuyChungus July 31, 2025