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Turn around and eat the pit

"Dude, I'm really struggling with this puzzle!"
"Maybe you just need to turn around and eat the pit."
by TarantulaMorse April 30, 2025
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eats more than caes

When something is so good, it eats so if something eats more than caeso (a YouTuber) then it eats a lot.
Eg. Wow your oufit eats more than caeso.
by Lululemon girl January 14, 2025
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Mute Eating

Trying to eat something without making too much noise by chewing slower. Usually used to avoid waking someone up or to not break the silence around you.
Lucy: *Asleep with her head resting on John's shoulder*
John: *Picks up a taco from his left and bites into it*
Lucy: *Wakes up* Shhh i'm trying to sleep...
John: *Takes another bite but does it softly and chews slowly to create less noise*
Lucy: You're terrible at Mute Eating.
by BlueNipple November 9, 2013
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Eating Disorder

Eating Disorder is a condition where somebody either eats way too much or way too little, Also causing body conditions, Mental conditions, etc
she went into therapy, hoping to put an end to her chronic eating disorder
by Wheelsian March 29, 2025
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
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Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself
1“Do the dishes
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”
by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025
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Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.
Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*
by Cryphippus December 27, 2024
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