I Speel god

You're basically epic. Though you can't type correctly but that's the best part of speeling god. Speeling god means you've got a bad keyboard and can't spell the words correctly. So when someone tells you you don't spell correctly, you say "I speel god" instead of I spell good, because you speel god.

I speel god YESS
This is me Challon' JAW and I am a god speeler.
There is no point on being a god speeler if there are no other god speelers.

by Jespy Inger Wachoski August 31, 2022

God's Drunkest Driver

When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me (god's drunkest driver) looking for sinners crossing the road without looking both ways

by size 16 timbs November 07, 2022

Touched by the hand of God

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before

And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was

by Death Menace May 07, 2023

If God see fit

Old people's way of saying that they may not live to be around for a defined event.

Granddaughter: "How old are you, Grandma?"

Grandma: "If god see fit, 86 in July."

by Zetsch_069 November 17, 2021

Way Way Gods

- they are a higher power worshipped by those in the marijuana consuming community whose powers and blessing are seen through good fortune and/or karma
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"waking up to a half smoked bowl? a true blessing from the the way way gods"

by infohere December 18, 2018

Oh God why

The thing I yelled when I realised I had run out of cheese

*Notices absence of modified, solidified, glorified pieces of milk*
"...Oh God WHY"

by Agent NHR June 09, 2021

god's desert menu

Hwang Hyunjin (황현진)

desert - hot; menu - meal

GOD'S HOTTEST MEAL —periodt

a.k.a. The District Prince

4th generation it boy

"who's that long hair blonde boy?"

a talented rapper, most expresssive dancer

"Hwang" can sound like "King" in korean— yep he's a king

a whole ass meal

"he ranked 36th among the most handsome faces of 2020 and was entitled as the God's desert menu."

by sjkqlwg December 28, 2020