Ernest money

Money being held in escrow for some dude named Ernest.

Sold Ernest a house, so I put his Ernest money is escrow.

by 2210 December 13, 2021

Manhattan money swirl

A large round wad of money at least 10cm in diameter.

Melissa screamed as she unwrapped her gift it's a Manhattan money swirl!

by Arctic November 6, 2016

Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb

When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back

by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022

Money assbeater

Someone who has a lot of money and thinks he is the shit but if there were ever confrontation he would get his ass beat.

That guy with that hot chick is a total "money assbeater". I would kick his ass and take his girl anytime.

by Shmeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2011

muffin money

Any amount of money that does not exceed $10.

hey man, spot me some muffin money

by wizardR March 27, 2019

J money

J money means to lie or to cap

Friend 1 :some girl said she’d give me head
Friend 2: j money

by yayadropemoff March 29, 2022

Moon Money

The money you spend from your moon bag / profits from an investment that has mooned.

Just bought a new Tesla with moon money from my dogecoin bag. LFG!!!

by LowerCasel September 5, 2021