587’s

A big group of airdrie girls only wanting to party and fuck shit up. i mean have a good time cause there’s no bad times

*587’s roll up to party* it’s just getting started
fuck with one you fuck with all us. watch it

by rogerwhite07 December 15, 2019

〽️ S ̲͎̰͕̀͜ ⅁ S ̲͎̰͕̀͜

Move slick get shot

〽️ S ̲͎̰͕̀͜ ⅁ S ̲͎̰͕̀͜

by 〽️ S̸̲͎̰͕̀͜ ⅁ S̸̲͎̰͕̀͜ Gunna March 26, 2021

J. U. S. T. M. O. N. I. K. A. D

To be an mc.

J. U. S. T. M. O. N. I. K. A. D, that's what stuff monikas into

by Hi, I'm, a, frickin, weirdo April 7, 2023

jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.

"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".

by Clothears January 11, 2014

p***s

"something large"

my p***s is microscopic

by EST_stockier1 December 4, 2019

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

by Canimexis May 28, 2021

The rule of the 70’s gremlin

The Rule of the 70’s Gremlin is that,” you can take a crappy car and spend an exorbitant amount of money trying to make it more powerful and better looking”, but at the end of the day it’s still just a crappy ass Gremlin. You need to try another approach.

Look, we can spend another 2 billion on upgrading the state spending for the year, but it’s sill going to be stuck with “The rule of the 70’s GREMLIN” all over again. We need a fresh start.

by DaMartianAC January 24, 2025