rock and roll death watch

rock and roll death watch is when the masses keep an eye out on a rock star when they are doing to many drugs or have developed heath problems like cancer

kieth richards has been on rock and roll death watch for the last 35 years

by Bad Touch Ultra Rapist May 31, 2010

AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY

When you are so fucking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, bumping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic .....

You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!

Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??

Greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of Starbuck$ coffee - continues to fall, spilling it all over Mitch and knocking him over - both of them landing on the floor.

Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,

WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??

by TheyCallMeTheBandit December 20, 2010

Rolling Chris Brown Out

When your banging a girl from on top, and then get off and proceed to jerk it as if to nut on her face, Then you quickly turn around, and surprise her with poop instead and then beat the crap out of her while calling her Rihanna.

Bitch, you'd better shut the f**k up or you'll get a rolling chris brown out!

by Chris brown out August 2, 2011

Roll Your Own Tampon

an act of butch bull dykes to not use store bought brands of tampons but to rool their own. common practise among hippies and tree huggers .

cotton and two zigzags bitch thats all u need ! Roll Your Own Tampon

by T@UT$ February 16, 2010

Maximum Rock 'n' Roll

the holy bible of DIY punk rock, if you don't read Maximum Rock'n' Roll & you claim to be punk chances are you're a fucking poser!

I read the latest issue of Maximum Rock 'n' Roll & there was an interview with MDC that I thought was quite thought provoking.

by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

Saudi Arabian Tootsie Roll

You fuck a girl in the ass and she shits on your dick. Then you put it in her vagina pull it out and wipe it across her face while she sucks on your balls.

I just finished doing a Saudi Arabian Tootsie Roll with this bad bitch!

by iTheProphet November 29, 2011

fruit roll up tits

breasts that are unusually saggy, and resemble fruit roll us.

"hey man deanna's got some fruit roll up tits goin on!"

by kate mcnasty October 22, 2008