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ITS VERY USEFUL FOR A SAD MAN.

Bob: WOW I JUST WATCHED SOME TELETUBBIES
Duck: WHAT ABOUT PORN YOU PUSSY?
Bob: I need a gun. One bullet. I need a gun with only one bullet.
Duck: LOSER LOSER LOSER!!!!! LOL XDDD

by BOBHATT?!?! June 23, 2020

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Shit that ruins yo life. Get out of the trap, fool.

I jacked off to a porn video of a bitch with fake ass plastic tits last night, dawg, I don't care if I can't focus on work now.

by Toh Ghaita October 23, 2020

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A thing with naked women, men, and anything else that you masturbate too, and as soon as you orgasm, lose all interest in.

Man 1: Imma go watch some porn
Rest of friends: We all know damn well he'll be right back after he cums

by Milkgetter March 11, 2023

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One of the reasons your computer or mobile phone has to be taken into ICU because you mistakenly clicked on a dodgy advert on Pornhub and now your device has been infected with Pornovirus.

Jack went to watch porn and his device got pornovirus, and had to tell mummy and daddy about it then they recorded themselves spanking him for bring a naughty boi, posted the video on pornhub as a punishment.

by UltimateDoge March 07, 2021

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An evil invention that is degrading to both men and women alike even though people often say its degrading to women. Overtime, it can become an addiction and whether you'd like to admit it or not it does have negative affects on a person's mind even if only subconsciously. It creates unrealistic expectations of sex and ruins relationships and destroys marriages. Sometimes the people in the videos may even have been sex-trafficed which is yet another reason it is bad. If, however you struggle with watching porn don't feel ashamed because we all mess up, you can get help, you're not in this alone!

Man, I wish my wife was as hot as those chicks in porn and could give head as good as them, maybe it's just time to file for divorce and find someone better.

by I_am_me_3 December 31, 2019

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