Hoods n’ pants

When you’re extremely drunk and begin losing all sense of reality. The thoughts your mind once held are no longer there and you yearn for the next beer. It should be your goal at every function to get to this point of blood alcohol level heaven.

Did you see Glynn with the coffee maker at UNH, he was hoods n’ pants that night.

by Spliff Richardson January 7, 2024

ten pound pants

A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.

I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.

by Sweeturkraut April 2, 2017

Sticky pants

Liquid diarrhea that's sticky and runny.

I have sticky pants.

by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025

Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have

Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

by MPPA June 15, 2024

Pant pudding

When you fart and some pudding accidently comes out. Causing a nice serving of pant pudding to sit in your pants.

Oops!! Does anyone want a fresh serving of pant pudding?

by White boy thug July 26, 2015

over the pants squeezaroo

When a male gets his genital area squeezed from over the pants.

Last night Sally gave me an over the pants squeezaroo

by Countrydoggystyle42 February 1, 2016

daddy pushy pants

A type of love where it's one sided; one person puts in the most effort not realizing that the other doesn't have the same heart that they do.

You need to leave her, you're living that daddy pushy pants type of love.

by Daddy, himself March 31, 2017