by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Chantel De Jesus Robles<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Jesus is Lord. He loves you so much that he died for your sins, a painful, brutal death. He didn’t want to, but he didn’t want you to have to suffer what he did. He chose YOU. He chose LOVE.
He rose again and lives in our hearts. Now you don’t have to bear the pain that he did. He knew that you would curse him,mock him and sin against him. Regardless, that didn’t stop him from giving you a chance at heaven, a chance at a better life where no suffering or tears exist. I can promise you the love you’ve felt on this earth is nothing compared to his.
Tomorrow is not promised so use it wisely. May God guide you and bless you, Amen.💗
He rose again and lives in our hearts. Now you don’t have to bear the pain that he did. He knew that you would curse him,mock him and sin against him. Regardless, that didn’t stop him from giving you a chance at heaven, a chance at a better life where no suffering or tears exist. I can promise you the love you’ve felt on this earth is nothing compared to his.
Tomorrow is not promised so use it wisely. May God guide you and bless you, Amen.💗
by Jesuschristisking December 21, 2024
Get the Jesusmug. A beverage whose name is derived from the Indonesian phrase "jeruk susu", meaning "orange with milk". This creamy, citrusy drink is a popular refreshment among locals.
After a long day in the sun, nothing beats a cold Jesus to cool off—it's the perfect mix of tangy and sweet!
by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025
Get the Jesusmug. A attention seeking male. One might see him and say “ there that fag goes”. He is most commonly known for not excepting rejection and for playing for the “wrong team”. He loves to be respectfully to adults but hates girls unless they like him. Is a pathological liar and lies to make himself feel better.
by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023
Get the Jesusmug. A caring kid who loves his friends and is smart,wise,cute,handsom,and Athletic. He will be shy to girls, specially to pretty blonde ones and will specially like Madisons or hazel eyed girls. He will always defend people he loves or cares about. If you have a Jesus as a guy or person you line ir care for do not let him go.
by Tigres 10 November 15, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. by ballslicker9000but69 November 22, 2021
Get the ba-jesusmug. When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.
Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"
by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024
Get the Dirty Pirate Jesusmug.