all up in my facebook

When someone likes every status, post and anything you do on fb within 2 minutes of you doing it. They also initiate chat every time you log in. These people may make you not want to post things or be online, because you know they will not leave you alone.

This can be good, in the case of crushes or romantic interests; but can be freaking annoying by others.

Jane: " I think Alberto likes me.."
Denise: "Why do you think so?"
Jane: "He's been all up in my facebook lately."

OR
Pedro: "Man, Kevin is always all up in my facebook, it's so annoying."
Pablo: "Yea, he is online 24/7"

by drsj June 17, 2012

Ignored For Facebook

When you're texting someone and they don't reply for hours but they're constantly on Facebook updating their statuses, posting pics, etc

I texted my girlfriend this morning and she hasn't replied back, but she's been updating her FB status all day. I'm being ignored for Facebook

by Seabass391 April 28, 2015

Infiltrating the Facebook mom group

when you defeat all other bullies and become the king bully.

Tyler: Damien finally infiltrated the Facebook mom group
Ben: what does that mean
Tyler: infiltrating the Facebook mom group is when you defeat all other bullies and become the king bully
Ben: oh, I see

by kingbully1234✊ December 21, 2019

FRT (Facebook Response Time)

The amount of time it takes one person to response on Facebook.

Hey Jane, that guy John you saw last night, has an incredibly fast FRT (Facebook Response Time) to you're posts.

by ajlh;daffew March 30, 2010

Deja Facebook

When you look at someone and realize you just saw them wearing exactly what they're wearing in the exact same place in a picture on facebook that you either saw recently or just was looking at. Similar to Deja Vu

"Whoa Tyler I was just looking at a picture of you wearing that Kazaam shirt! Deja Facebook!"

by Alaskan_dude February 28, 2009

Nasty Facebook

Any one persons facebook book page that is filled with a plethora of statuses relating to hating or fighting with their significant other, updating way too much or just plain crazy.

Dude, that chick is hot, but she's got one nasty facebook.

by Bleezy009 August 2, 2009

Naked Facebook Status

One of those statuses that has been neither Liked, nor commented on. This type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, 'til the poster gives up on it.

Jim-Bob: "Did you see my Naked Facebook Status yesterday?"

Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."

by glennettbennett November 24, 2011