fart-knocker

a problematical, difficult, bothersome, object, animal, person or situation

My (cat, computer, lover) is a major fart-knocker. This is a fucking fart-knocker of a day: the dog had kittens and refuses to take care of them.

by amDawn January 22, 2009

AP Fart

an AP Fart is short for Almost Poop fart. The kind where you fart and you can feel that the shit wants to come out so you quick clench your ass together to stop it. If you are brave, you fart again, which could lead to a shart.

"Dude, I just left an AP Fart...I gotta find a bathroom."

by thedenster October 19, 2005

farting dust

a term used in bars and other drinking establishments to let the bartender know just how thirsty one is

Hey! I'm "farting dust" ova heeya who do I blow to get a drink?

by jacin rome October 8, 2005

Cactus Fart

Someone who is a pain in the ass..

"That person is such a cactus fart!"

by Joshua Morris October 15, 2008

Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.

Phil passed out, has been sleeping all night in his own filth, and smells like a fart blossom.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

Fart Sack

The bed/couch/etc. where you have been sleeping, lounging, eating, playing video games, watching t.v. etc. for more than a couple of days in a row, without showering or going out. You only get up to use the restroom, get something to eat/drink and then flop back down. This type of situation usually means that there is a definate funk surrounding you that smells something like a fart.

Yo Man, roll outta that fart sack and lets go get some grub!! Shheeeeiit, you been layin up in this fart sack for the past WEEK!!! C'mon, lets roll.

by Booootttyyy-licious February 3, 2010

fart pour fart

immediate writing without much time to reflect
impulsive writing, non-accountable
with the intention to entertain

"do you not enjoy my fart pour fart?"

"my interaction with human beings is mostly based on the concept of fart pour fart. many of us have been trained to suffer silently and endure loneliness without counteraction. making us secretly vulnerable and desperate. this is for them. all my love for them in fart pour fart."

by Krkič November 14, 2020