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Facebook Chumming 

The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

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Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.
When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
Facebook Chumming by NeilPeel December 23, 2010
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Facebook break 

Browsing Facebook frequently to break up the monotony of your work day.
Co-worker: You want to grab some coffee?

You: Sure, but give me 5 minutes. I'm on a Facebook break.
Facebook break by ohmytodd December 28, 2010

FaceBook Fan Photo 

A picture of a person or group of people showing support for a Facebook music artist/group. To be concidered an OFFICIAL FACEBOOK FAN PHOTO, it must be voluntary by the person or group in the picture. This term was first coined by GOODLOW when a fan made them one.

Mad because you didnt coin this first? Dont be a "FACEBOOK HATER"
Everybody and they momma is making a Facebook fan photo!
FaceBook Fan Photo by GOODLOW January 18, 2011

facebookfiction 

Facebookfiction is when u update facebook with a fictional information to cover up a previous lie!!!
Man good thing u posted that facebookfiction to cover up for you whereabouts lastnight!!!
facebookfiction by vinny125125 February 23, 2011

facebookfiction 

A facebook post that needs to be updated to coincide with lies told!!!
Man good thing you you used a little facebookfiction or Karen would have busted you!!
facebookfiction by vinny125125 February 27, 2011

Facebook Familiarity 

When you think you know someone, but then you realise you've just seen them on Facebook... sometimes via a friend or sometimes via Facebook Stalking.
Guy 1 "I'm sure I know that girl..."

Guy 2 "I think she's just Facebook Familiar"

...

Guy 1 "I said 'Hey' to this girl the other day, I was sure I knew her from somewhere... but she disagreed"

Guy 2 "Facebook Familiarity - It's a bitch"

Facebook Fracas 

Facebook Fracas - an argument, or squabble amongst friends and family on Facebook, the social networking site. Usually caused by bitchy women folk.
A Facebook Fracas usually starts with a comment that can be taken either way and then esculates into all out war on statuses. With people backing up family and freinds with threats of violence towards the friends and family of the person who made the comment.
Facebook Fracas by BENNYBOY1 March 26, 2011