magical dragon

When a man evacuates on a women's face while she has hot morning breath

Man, she totally had the "Magical Dragon" this morning...

by Ddytpiuyt October 27, 2019

retina dragon

similar to a white dragon, but the donut glaze excretes from the eyes.

Ohhh randy, That retina dragon (eeee!! ><)took the redness out of my eyes. Love sam. (eee

by randizzle-eeeeee>< September 10, 2006

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Bubbling dragon

Where you use bubbles instead of lube then stick it in her but and wait until she farts so it makes bubbles

Hey babe have you heard of the bubbling dragon

by Bubbling is hard June 23, 2021

Sweet Dragon

When you blow a sweet load of smoothies into a hippie vegans throat.

Yoooo she got a sweet dragon last night.

by Brandonmart May 19, 2021

Twin Dragons

Shit in your sex partner’s mouth, tape it and whack the back of her head till it blows out of her nose

Guy: shits and tapes mouth
Girl: muffled cries

Guy: whacks head repeatedly

Girl: twin dragons? We’re done.

by whenyousearch"hi"onUD March 29, 2021

war dragon

Best, most powerful thing in the world, can make the world different. Things under the name of war dragon are very big.

“Is that a war dragon”

by Bandoboiler⭕️💯 August 12, 2020