December

It's national grab titties month. A break from slap and grab-ass month it's time to grab ya girlfriend titties or just ya friend. you can even grab guys titties too, why not.

Him: it's December you know what that means.
Him: what?
Him: it's grab titties month.

by tittesislife December 7, 2019

December 7th

December 7th is national havedessert for breakfast day. So make yourself some nice cake or any other sweet you would like...

omg I cant believe that we eat dessert for breakfast today
I loveeee December 7th

by AymelioLOSEE7576 December 7, 2019

December 7th

December 7th is national eat dessert for breakfast day. So make yourself a cake or whatever dessert makes you happy

I love December 7th

by AymelioLOSEE7576 December 7, 2019

December

the month where you can’t use the yellow app “snap chat” if you use the yellow app you will be dared to do something that you don’t wanna do.

I’m going to use Snapchat In December
Oh wait I can’t..

by Kaiori December 7, 2019

December 16th

The day where you appreciate your short friend instead of hurting them because I’ve seen so many of these posts where you hurt them and just uGh- So now this is the day where you appreciate your little ugly gremlin okay? oKaY!

John: Hey Tim guess what? It’s December 16th.

Tim: *scared* oh god. Just please get it over with.

John: I just want you to know that I love you bro.

Tim: really? Thanks bro 😔

by squishy_boii December 8, 2019

December 10th

Is national grab a mannequins crotch or tits in-front if the manager day.

Dude it’s December 10th! Let’s go grab some fake crotches!!!!

by Pizzaeater69 December 8, 2019

December 8

The day Juice Wrld died

Me: Yo it's December 8
Friend: And?
Me: Juice wrld died on this day
Friend: I still see his shadows in my room

by idontknowwhatiwantasmyname123 December 8, 2019