David

David is a perfect being in every aspect of life. David is well balanced and his presence grounds people around him. David is always loyal, a perfect member for your team. David would fit perfectly into the Gryffindor house.

“Perfection means David, and David is perfection”

Vincent Van Gogh

by Mister mellow November 22, 2021

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

Doing a David

When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game

David is doing a David every Tuesday...

by TNF Definitions April 15, 2024

David Copperfield

A one night stand where one person leaves immediately afterwards and you never speak to them again.

"Once the final act was over he found his partner had disappeared. She had pulled a David Copperfield"

by Smudgegirl April 17, 2024

david aka fadedstories

Adorable bbe (I love you <3)

david aka fadedstories is a cute guy and is very adorable and cute!! <3

by Uranus:) April 18, 2024

david w

do not name your child david it’s child cruelty, if you call him david it’s a one way ticket to the dole office

ah shit who invited david w here who invited this guy we should’ve invited his hot sister

by jamaicandude47 April 19, 2024

Mad david

so cringy it gives you goosebumps.

Kevin>That's not 3 out of 3.. that's 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro

by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024