The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10
by gulmworder August 28, 2022
by david pisahov April 25, 2017
by Crow Hill Crime Family January 11, 2023
marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
by kenny 🤞 November 05, 2021
Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.
by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 04, 2022
by justletmemakemyaccount March 22, 2021
A n00b who cant beat a game of bloons let alone any game that requires skill a person who everyone in mount tom makes fun of and a soulless ginger.
by Timmy555442345425 October 10, 2008