alek david fish

The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10
by gulmworder August 28, 2022
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david pisahov

pussy eating beast

a great man with a greater dick!
?omg did you see that dick David pisahov have
!omg it is soo big
by david pisahov April 25, 2017
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the david bear

A bear from Massachusetts which requires cold temperatures, constant care, love, and affection.
The David Bear is in his nest that Meggie made him for the weekend. They love to snuggle there…
by Crow Hill Crime Family January 11, 2023
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david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me
marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
by kenny 🤞 November 05, 2021
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John David

Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.
Guy:”is that John david over there?”
Guy17:”I don’t know who that is but he seems nice”
by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 04, 2022
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david and heidi

“wanna add me back on snap now maybe”.“yeah whats ur snap again” david and heidi are idiots.
by justletmemakemyaccount March 22, 2021
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David WholeBanger

A n00b who cant beat a game of bloons let alone any game that requires skill a person who everyone in mount tom makes fun of and a soulless ginger.
David WholeBanger A WHAT THE HELL NOOB got pwned
by Timmy555442345425 October 10, 2008
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