Asian Rice Cakes

A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.
Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."
by Yourprostate December 20, 2007
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Man-Cake Batter

a clever was of saying jizz
i'm going to blow a big batch of man-cake batter in your face
by your mother's chest hair March 27, 2008
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Red Velvet Cake

The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.
John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.

Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."
by grimpsgramps July 28, 2017
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9.5 cake eater

n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves
OMG did you see the 9.5 cake eater?
Hey Matt, there's your 9.5 cake eater.
by udcakeeater May 16, 2011
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Texas Carrot Cake

When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis
yo dude i have some extra carrot flavored icing you wanna give me a slice of texas carrot cake?
by erak September 24, 2008
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Chubb Cakes

the little pudge that men have in their mid section, usually enough to grab when they are not expecting it. People named Aamir usually have this little extra. its fun to call them chubb cakes in an annoying voice. they like to hit migits
-hey hey aamir
-wat?
-CHUBB CAKES!!!! *grab the chubb
-STOOOOPPPP!!!
by Yiv January 14, 2010
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Jooster Cake

KR is a jooster cakE! he is negative also
by Dojo Mojo March 12, 2003
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