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Ben Button Disease

Ben Button Disease is when a patient is born, and they mature, they actually grow "young". Basically the patient ages backwards.

Also See Jen Button Disease
Brat Pitt's character in Benjamin Button suffered from Ben Button Disease

Dude 1 : "Yo, that baby is mad smart"
Dude 2 : " Nah man, this little baby is actually 76 years old. My mom used to baby sit him but he looked mad older than my moms. People round the block thought they were just dating and shit"
by Some_Dogg June 29, 2009
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Ben Lentz

The Chosen One aka Benshiesty aka Him aka The mother fucker with the biggest sack of testicles on the planet who gets all the bitches.
Joe: “Did you hear that Ben Lentz fucked 10 girls at once at the party last night?”

Derek: “That’s a typical night for him.”
by joeshiesty42069 March 20, 2023
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Ben Kaufman

Known as the father of school catchphrases having had almost all of them centre around him , and not in a good way
ken boffman , nah nah nah nah ken boffman , e'e'e'e'e'h twat , bono is a twat , hey dave catch my bag , you you what , ben kaufman has a boff , hey lets call him boffman, coffee bean, hair like nuclear power plant , nazi-jew rtc (thanks to harry bowers for the bulk of that)
by Ken Boffman September 11, 2011
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Ben

Ben has black hair. Ben is friends with everyone but has a couple of really close friends. He plays music in his free time. But there’s a dark side to him. Ben seems weird but once you get to know him he’s a great guy.
He’s being so Ben right now.
by CHOCOTACO March 18, 2023
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Ben

Tiny heat demon who will steal your soul to get his way. They are smart, agile, and probably a criminal mastermind. If you find DO NOT APROACH!
Ben is a sociopath.
by Jickle my Pickle February 15, 2023
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Ben

A gnome that takes fat children during the night and returns them slimmer in the morning
ah that guy is a right ben
by mlgherobrine64 December 2, 2019
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Ben Story

A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.

These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."
by flyboy45 June 23, 2023
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