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garbage baby

Any baby found in the garbage because some mofo bitch had her a kid and threw it away 'cuz she a ho.
" I dun not want dis here garbage baby so ima get rid 'o it in dis here trash thingy"
by Niggabiggahoppafoo June 16, 2007
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grappling baby

Noun. A baby that is fired from the birth canal of a woman seeking citizenship in the united states. It is fired over the border fence and then the mother uses the umbilical cord to scale the wall.
Stephen Colbert explained how a grappling baby is fired over a fence on the Colbert Report. - 12-12-11
by AccesiViale December 15, 2011
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Madonna Baby

Usually a small child or infant bought from a third-world country typically by a gay man or gay couple to be used at parties and Sunday morning brunch as their latest fashion accessory.
Did you see Marc & Ceasar's new Madonna Baby? Fabu! I want one just like that, but in a lighter shade of brown.
by nathanjones July 12, 2009
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Baby Johning

When you roll a spliff and it flops down from the roach.
"Oh SHIT, it's Baby Johning"
"You fucking idiot, that's your third this week!"
by sdubbz99 May 25, 2009
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Panic Baby

A first born baby, born to a woman in her mid to late thirties, a clear sign that she has panicked that her biological clock is running out, and so she must get preganant soon.
"Did you hear Sarah is pregnant? Total panic baby, she's 38"

"Urgh, I'm gonna be 35 on my next birthday. Do you think it's time for a panic baby?"
by Panicked Mummy October 12, 2009
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Wack-a-Baby

A sick and inhumane game.

Man: "Did you see on the news that 2 people were playing wack-a-baby?
Man2: Yeah mann that aint right.
Man: "Did you see on the news that 2 people were playing wack-a-baby?
Man2: Yeah mann that aint right.
by NightdesertHawkManguy February 19, 2011
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Baby Skanks

When a young girl, usually a freshmen or sophomore in high school tries to get with all the older guys and start drama among everyone.
After doing so they will play innocent like a baby that all the older boys lie and use them as targets.
Skanks that act like babies.
Girl 1: Hey did you hear that Allie's bf cheated on her with Joy?

Girl 2: Yeah I did, that girls a sophomore!

Girl 1: Yeah I know she's one of those Baby Skanks!
by wly April 8, 2011
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