April 22

National text your girlfriend first day. Guys please text her first she’s scared she’s annoying you, and remind her how much you love her

On April 22nd

Text her: “Hey beautiful, I love you”

by loveyall April 21, 2024

april 6th

april 6th is national give ur crush/gf/bf head day

on April 6th M and A will give each other head

by AB/M April 5, 2023

April 29th

April 29th Punch your friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!

P1 - Do you know what day it is?

P2 - No?

P1 - *Punches* It’s national punch day? April the 29th!

P2 - You hurt me and does that mean I get to punch you back? *Punches*

P1 - Why did you punch me back I know it’s punch your friend day but why!?

April 29th Punch your friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!

by IsaYaBoi April 28, 2022

April 13

On March 13th, like Mar10 and Mar13 day, it spells out C4ll13 in reference to the Splatoon character named “Callie”.

On this day, you must play Splatoon 2 if you own it, no questions asked.

Glorified Cultist of Splatoon: Ayo, it’s April 13th!
Sane Individual: What the fuck are you talking about
Glorified Cultist of Splatoon: We are playing Splatoon 2

by Catgamer1000 April 14, 2023

April 23rd

April 23rd is the official no lipstick holiday. On this day no one should wear any lipstick.

Hey, its April 23rd. Why are you wearing lipstick?

by Mrale April 21, 2021

April 18th

National send booty pic day!

I'm going to ask Karla if she could send me a booty pic today, since it is April 18th.

by Koiuyt April 18, 2024

April 23

National “Tell your friends you like them prank” day!

It’s April 23! Can’t wait to fool these hoes!

by bruh6666666 April 23, 2020