Ass Burgaler

The Hamburgaler's twin brother, and the sole reason for Grimace's unfortunate name.

The Ass Burgaler pounded Grimace in the ass until until he turned that frown upside down.

by Sparkss August 30, 2006

ass hockey

Competition between two or more males, the goal of which is the assertion of superior masculinity, but to the outside observer appears homosexual in nature.

Bruce and Todd's wrestling match turned into pure ass hockey when Bruce's hand lingered in Todd's crotch area on multiple occassions.

by Archie Fiftington February 10, 2007

ass wrangler

a person who indulges in the fine taste of bum nectar

erik wrangles alot of bumholes for their sweet juices, he is the biggest "ass wrangler"

by big andy c May 8, 2007

Dick in ASS

Expresses amazement to something unexpected, both good and bad.

"Look out for that deer!"
"DICK IN ASS"

"DICK IN ASS... I GOT AN 'A' IN SCIENCE."

by Anonymous May 13, 2004

Ass Well

The act of having a deep or wide butthole.

Guy #1: Woah how was butt sex ?
Guy #2: It was ok, but she had an ass well so i could tell a lot of other guys had been there before me.

by Hairtiehighfive April 21, 2011

ass-splitter

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck in the anus

My brother said he couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked him, 'cause Carlos was haulin' a real ass-splitter.

by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

ass burn

what you say in georgia for some asprin

Asprin:sum thing used to care headaeds

jimmy:Got dam it, it you don't go down there to that store and get me some assburn i will kick your ass

by funkyduckys September 17, 2005