May 12

Ah May 12th, the day that you send your bf a picture of your massive dumpy

Person 1: hey babe guess what day it is?
Person 2: um may 12th?
Person 1: Yep! You know what that means😏

by Thecoolkidnamedplob May 12, 2022

May 28th

National Grab Your Girls Ass Day

Person 1: What are you doing

Person 2: It’s May 28th remember?

Person 1: Oh now I remember, your good

by HogRider7380 May 4, 2022

chase may

Quite possibly the biggest douchebag alive.

Senior, the worst all-American cheerleader and not a trackstar.
Can't open his mouth wide enough for his boyfriend thanks to his face disease and has hooked up with so many ratchets to try to prove to himself that he's not gay...even though everyone knows the truth.

That guy is such a Chase May, he probably has chlamydia.

by Khasshole November 15, 2013

May 12

Tears Of The Kingdom release date

Why did you call in sick? You're perfectly fine!
It's may 12. I'm new game-sick

by Tactical Boneman April 27, 2023

lili-may

not funny

your so lili-may

by Creator Barnes January 13, 2022

Mai

A small subset breed of Mai that are brilliant bad bitchez

That Mai is a different Mai. This one wakes up early and drinks tequila

by Hypeboi12 July 2, 2021

May 5th

The Day the most beautiful woman on earth was born

Her name’s Jaquelise aka Jayy💙

1: whens your birthday

Me: On May 5th… its too fire ik ❤️ 🔥

by Jayy4L June 29, 2022