Oh my mother's potatoes

An exclamation of aw, disdain, or surprise.
Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!
by jborg_arts March 01, 2020
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surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."
by Don't touch the baby May 15, 2019
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ass potatoe

Someone who sits on thier ass and does nothing; lazy
Hey John get off the couch and help you ass potatoe
by conspicuous tomatoe June 21, 2015
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Night Potatoes

Mashed potatoes you eat at night to help you fall asleep.
I was feeling jittery so I made some “night potatoes” to watch Dawson’s Creek with, in hopes I’d fall asleep sooner than later.
by candiedbones November 09, 2021
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Potato sacked

When a football quarterback gets hit by two linemen. One hits the quarterback in the legs from the front, while the other hits the quarterback in the back from behind.
That quarterback got potato sacked on third and long!
by Baloriolefan October 06, 2019
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potato flop

When you’re about to suck something and it just flops and you can’t do it
Maria I totally potato flopped with Derik last night.
by GGladymomma March 10, 2018
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