jesus christ

a normal person that died on the cross nothing special

IM A CHRISTAIN I LOVE THE PERSON THAT NORMALY DIED FOR NO REASON AKA jesus christ

by DNA POOP March 10, 2021

jesus (BUNNINGS)

Bunnings Jesus is Australia's Jesus christ. Think Jesus but he smokes cones, darts(cigarettes), drinks, and blesses gavos by appearing in all his Bunnings glory

Jesus (Bunnings) smokes cones

by coop-meme January 6, 2021

Jesus Himself

Danny DeVito and Phil Swift

Wow I love Danny DeVito, hes jesus himself

Do is Phil Swift

by PLCCLCringeChild October 15, 2018

Jesus

He likes pinaples

Jesus christ

by The bengt February 12, 2019

Deviled Jesus

It's kind of like a deviled crab, but it's a Jesus with crab claws. You can also spell out the name of Jesus on a plate of deviled eggs for a similar comparison.

"This is the Church of Satanic Jesus. Let me hear it for Deviled Jesus! Can I get a BOOM SHAKALAKA?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023

Jesus

The all mighty lord

Jesus has the power of 100,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000 gods.

by Quandale_dingle the 3rd June 1, 2022

Jesus

A popular pornstar, know for his world class blowjobs.

"Jesus can give a mean blowjob. He blew that man's dick right off with the power of god".

by AWildBro December 1, 2021