Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.
Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.
by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023
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chris boner

Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.
by Shaggy_Surpeme February 5, 2019
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chris!!!

abbys boyfriend who loves her with all the love
by soysauceypants June 1, 2021
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chris koble

Chris kobles are awesome.They are lit.They are cool and savage
I went to a party this kid I hung out with is Chris koble
by Cam3151 March 23, 2017
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Chris Benoit

Canadian wrestler. 18 year career spanning NJPW, WCW, WWE and Stampede Wrestling. Best friend to Eddie Guerrero. Winner of WrestleMania XX (2004) and Backlash (2004). Known by many as a quiet but well meaning, intense, professional who enjoyed his fans. No longer acknowledged by WWE except in few rare mentions.

Benoit’s fall from grace occurred June 2007 with what is infamously remembered as the Benoit Family Tragedy which saw Nancy Benoit, son Daniel and Chris himself all found deceased. Policed later ruled the case a murder/suicide. Causes for the tragedy are often laid on CTE, concussions, abuse of painkillers and Benoit’s declining mental health following Eddie Guerrero‘s death in 2005.
Me: I tend to enjoy revisiting Chris Benoit matches!
Everyone and WWE: SHUT UP YOU CAAAAAAAAAN’T!!!
by SpookyMan94 December 31, 2024
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Chris from south florida

Chris is a man from south florida who sends in lots of clips of car crashes to the idiots in cars youtube channel
Person 1: Yo you watch idiots in cars
Person 2: Yeah do you like chris from south florida
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Chris

Chris is a sexy ass nigga he has a way with the ladies but his heart is set on one person (mya) girls want him niggas wanna be him but that shit will never happen because he is the original
by Lovelyansaksn December 7, 2019
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