A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.
Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."
by Yourprostate January 8, 2008
Get the Asian Rice Cakesmug. by your mother's chest hair March 27, 2008
Get the Man-Cake Battermug. The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.
John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.
Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."
Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."
by grimpsgramps July 30, 2017
Get the Red Velvet Cakemug. n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves
by udcakeeater June 10, 2011
Get the 9.5 cake eatermug. When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis
by erak January 12, 2009
Get the Texas Carrot Cakemug. by analprolapser3600 December 18, 2017
Get the hot birthday cakemug. by anonamous:) April 23, 2017
Get the Vanilla Fudge Cakemug.