Boner Wrecker

Similar to Boner Shock - but rolls off the tongue better - Anything that causes the blood to drain from an erect penis - usually in a most unscrupulous and hurried fashion.

Such as when you're mother walks into your room - with or without your girlfriend involved! OR your girl's old man turns on the porch light just when you were about to make our smooth move... NOT - Boner Wrecker! or when you can't get the condom on fast enough..SO sad... total Boner Wrecker.

by Jean Nate August 5, 2011

hate boner

hating someone you may like platonically/romantically

Person A : I totally hate him!
Person B : Isn't he your friend? You probably just have a hate boner for him

by aoba ★ February 28, 2024

boners

only true gamers will know what it means, also, no, its not horny

only true gamers will know what boners mean

by someone else thats not u April 7, 2021

Belief Boner

The act of or feeling of having a belief in something that’s so appealing and strong your soul gets metaphorically erect.

I have a belief boner for preventing Trump from building a wall.

by Skittr February 18, 2019

mine boner

When someone gets the urge to play minecraft randomly

Person 1: Dude i just got a mine boner

Person 2:sigh you always get them at random times

by Florey July 18, 2025

Boner Buddies

Boner Buddies
Two gay men linked by their boners — whether in bed, in life, or both. More than friends, less than subtle.

Example:
“Call them boyfriends if you want, but they prefer ‘Boner Buddies.’”

by MoistJalobi September 3, 2025

boner intercourse

when you have this <==3 be a boner and be fuckin shoved into this (_o_).

billy: I nutted but i had a boner

jimmy: you had boner intercourse

by <==3r1 June 22, 2019