Julian P.

Julian is usually a name for a beta-male. He usually annoys everyone and kills every vibe within a 20 mile radius. He is the type of guy to drink the milk straight from the cow. He likes whale sperm and sweaty feet. He usually looks forward to buying cucumbers so he can tickle his rectum with it. Julian typically has a atrocious posture and has homosexual tendencies.

"MAN! DON'T BE LIKE JULIAN P.! OR YOU'RE WEIRD!"

by anonymous June 8, 2023

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Niamh P

Niamh P, she is a stunning intelligent girl but..... she has other sides to her. She can be very very intimidating at times especially when she has had a drink. She is the life of the party though. If there is a party she will be there, even if she doesn’t know where she is and who’s house she is at, if there is either vodka or beer she is there. Niamh P can be very secretive at sometimes, there are things she hasn’t told people even her closest friends. They could be thing like secret lovers that know one knows about. Wonder why she is turning boys down... SECRET LOVER!!!! I’m surprise she hasn’t told you yet. She isn’t the best secret keeper but she is good at keeping other people’s secrets just not her own.

Boys 1: Did you see Niamh P last night, she was smacked.

Boys 2: Yeah, good job her mate took her home then

Boy 1: Mate I don’t think you realised, she went home with a boys, I doubt he is just a mate...

by NO GINGERS April 11, 2021

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