car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.

Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!

by tblazertn June 14, 2016

Car Swing

When you attempt to hit a kid with the evil intentions to kill him but instead hit his legs and or fingers with a swing.

person 1Dude be more careful you just hit a kid! You’re definitely a car swing
person 2muhaha
person 1Wait… you’re pure evil

by Frostyweeny November 12, 2022

car food

food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints

"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"

by BIGMASSIVECOCKSUCKER April 18, 2020

Car Acrobatics

When your car door is on the edge of the driveway and you have to get to your door without touching the grass.

Why did you park your car like that!? Now i’ll have to do some Car Acrobatics.

by Confetti_fun November 19, 2018

top my car out

See how fast it can go

I was trying to top my car out and see how quick I could get home

by Kurioking March 17, 2017

Car

Its a car

This car is delicious!

by Dull Doll November 11, 2020

large car

An American semi-truck capable of cruising significantly faster than the speed limit. Often is customized with chrome parts, additional lights and a special paintjob.

While a big truck changes gears, a large car changes counties.
Every real trucker wants to drive a large car.

by he who compensates May 12, 2023