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Yer Bird

A British term meaning "your girl", as in your girlfriend. Usually said as a insult to a friend about their partner in a similar way to a yo mama joke where "yer bird" is portrayed with very charva or manlike tendencies or traits.
A: "You're shit mate"
B:"Suck your mum, yer bird puts quality street on her satnav"
by ElliotwithoneT August 31, 2025
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Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023
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Bird

Talking to someone and it not lasting very long. Or being friends with someone and it not lasting very long. Now there gone and they still discuss you. They’re for the world. And they pass your messages on like a pigeon. They’d be a bird.
Oh ya keeton belong to the streets jhit a bird.
by AlmightyFloridaMMLB March 30, 2020
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Bird

Many people consider birds to be a modern descendants of dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls. However, people are slowly becoming more aware of the fact that they are actually government drones (g-uh-v-urn-mēnt dr-ōnès). They typically hide outside on power lines to stalk citizens outside their homes. The CIA controlled scientific community claims that they "migrate South" during the winter to escape the "cold weather", yet the materials of a typical B.I.R.D. are highly resistant to temps ranging from -40°C to 100°C. In reality, they migrate South during the winter because they are sent South from the White House in Washington D.C., in accordance to their quarterly S.O.C. test (Sh*t On Cars), to generate revenue for oligarchical corporate owned "car cleaners" which contribute to Biden's presidency and remnants of Pablo Escobar
"Yo, its a bird."
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"
by Big_brother_is_watching April 13, 2024
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Baby Bird

When you kiss a girl and then find out that she blew your buddy earlier in the night.
Dude! That girl that blew me in the back of the bar just made out with Todd, she gave him the Baby Bird!
by Chicago Red Army April 5, 2017
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hoagie's little black pussy bird

1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.

2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"
"How's that shit man?"
"Great, dude.. I was higher than Hoagie's little black pussy bird!"
by Imhunglikeahorse(fly) September 19, 2022
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flappy bird

“he destroyed my flappy bird last night
by a_peice_of_trash June 10, 2022
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