Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.

He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.

by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014

chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.

After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.

by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016

Idiot Sandwich

Anyone who comes across Gordon Ramsey’s new nickname; a term to refer to someone who has done something foolish within the chef’s vision.

Person 1: *bakes cake with a little too much sugar* Awww shoot!

Gordon Ramsey: IDIOT SANDWICH!!!!!!!

by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

Sandwich Man

Something that no-one wants to be called but can't be denied, because it's true.

"Phil, you're a sandwich man."
"No I'm not."
"But it's true because you can't deny it."

by LifelikeV May 26, 2018

finger sandwiches.

a finger between two grinding vaginas

"they both rubbed themselves on the hand, creating finger sandwiches.

by the tick tock man September 3, 2007

Crap Sandwich

The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.

She's so fine, I'd eat that crap sandwich!

by ROBOTRON2012 November 3, 2009

Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.

Shazza H loves taking a plethora of long, oblong objects, including the local fire department’s shafts, up her beef sandwich clunge. She is also a slutty cunt. Therefore, she is a beef sandwich having slunt.

by Abdul Ba December 1, 2020