crooked money

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.

Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money

by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016

Money

When women try to come up with something just as sexist as 'dishwasher' to get men that didnt do anything mad so they call them, 'money.'

Tracey: "Hey that bill over there is such a money."
Nill: "Wait isn't that just as sexist as dishwasher?"
Tracey: "Shut up bitch, no one treats us feminists like equals

by ARandomGuy96 January 23, 2021

Money

The thing that makes the world go round.

Money makes the world go round, without it the world would be a cube.

by reasaboys February 18, 2023

Money Green

Not denying service to an undesirable customer

Affirmation of money being ready available. Not all money is good money, but all money is green.

A: “Why would you sell him a phone, he’s clearly a racist”

B: “Money doesn’t discriminate, all money is green”

“I got 1200 on the Celtics winning tonight, money green”

by BlankMan2033 February 21, 2024

Sucking Money

Performing fellatio on an engorged penile member wrapped in United States currency. Usually a collection of coins wrapped on the bottom.

Always out there sucking money ah,

That's when a dick is wrapped in dollas,

They take it, with coins on the bottom.

by Yung Deep/Shallow Scribe October 25, 2017

Ernest money

Money being held in escrow for some dude named Ernest.

Sold Ernest a house, so I put his Ernest money is escrow.

by 2210 December 13, 2021

Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.

My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!

by txotumiii January 4, 2023