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Hearing stars

The ringing in your ears after listening to loud music
Person 37: Bye mate, did you listen to that new song that I didn’t send you?

Person 26: no it’s so good, headphones weren’t enough so I had to put the song up my arse and now I’m hearing stars!

Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the honesty. Hey do you reckon you could send me a quick video of the stars in your ears?

Person 26: nah of course not, let me know what you think?

Person 37: I’m not listening to it now, it’s very srats gniees!

Person 26: oh wow really appreciate the honesty, hey do you reckon I could send you a quick picture of my ears, I’m thinking of getting metal legs!

Person 37: Oh wow really appreciate the photograph, but I think I’m going to have to pass, looks like it might rain later on so I might have to bump up the fuel prices.

Person 26: yeah all worries no good, I’ve got a load of washing on in the microwave anyway so hope you have a subpar day 💕💕

Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the thoughtfulness hope you also have a lovely subpar 24 hours to come.

Person 26: word’ cum!
by shredded toe nails January 2, 2024
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Super star my ass

To put 5 tongues amongst an asshole. Making a star like lick.
I need to get crazy. Time to super star my ass.
by Poopgoddontplaywithme May 2, 2024
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Shooting star

When you're having intercourse and before you cum, you turn off the lights and turn on a blacklight as you send your load through the night sky
"Hey mom! You wanna see a shooting star?"
by Unyen October 7, 2020
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Shaky Stars

A peak band that currently gets upwards of three listeners a month. Gaberedad low-key carries the band that's just imo though. also Simon Cowell died
Liampy: I hungry
Gabe: lets listen to shaky stars instead
by aryztuah January 14, 2025
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Star-anus

When you twist 3 penises into a Nordic braid for efficient and imminent insertion.
It took all three of the boys to give Jill a proper star-anus.
John, Larry and Dave played scissors paper rock to see who got middle row in the Star-anus.
by D-W-J July 13, 2025
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The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura
The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura
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Five Star

There are multiple ways the word five star is used. One of them is as a rating system for hotels or restaurants. If it is 5 out of 5 stars the quality is amazing. A second one is in GTA 5 where it is used as a wanted system where the more stars you have the harder it is the evade the police. The final definition is slapping somebody in the back really hard to the point where it leaves marks, this is typically done in locker rooms at school when people are shirtless while changing.
Tom five stared me yesterday and I still have the marks.
by War Machine lover January 4, 2022
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