potato shit

potato shit means shit that is like a potato, often used to describe something bad

hey my name is xuanrui
you're potato shit

by potatoshitaficionado October 4, 2023

Rotten Potato Sackter

When you cup your hand near your butt, fart and with a quick movement of your hand and wrist towards your face you smell your own fart.

When I had some bad gas in the movie theater I pulled a Rotten Potato Sackter to assure I could let one rip!

by SDT October 9, 2020

1 potato, 2 potato

The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)

I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!

by Reali88 August 18, 2020

Alrighty potato

A motivational sentence, to get on with a task.

Finishing a job, going on to the next "alrighty potato, time to do the dishes"

by Jordonwilliam July 16, 2022

electrocuted potato

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.

"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."

by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 12, 2022

potato

comes from the phrase baked potato, baked meaning high, so when people bt statuses and personal messages saying 'potato' they mean high.

'You potato?'
'yeaaaaah'

by pot-ay-to November 11, 2012

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024