potatoe

a tall masculine man who can get your pants off by sending the right string of emojis this lad sends potatoes instead of nudes and you'll still masturbate about it

mmm look at the absolute potatoe I'm salivating at the thought of him

by The real datboi May 28, 2021

Potato Cookers

Hippy, High, Drunk, Lesbian, Canadian Campers/Hikers. Cute and not cute(thats how they pair up), the best damn potato cookers in the world.

(While sitting at the campfire...)
Lesbian1: Hey, we got some potatoes. eh!?
Person1: Sweet!! Cookem up.
Lesbian2: Here ya go.
Person1: Wow!! Yer the best damn Potato Cookers in the world.

by Spike August 19, 2003

Potato

A Potato is the most POTATO-EST potato you would ever meet. EVER. Nobody is more POTATO than him. He is your BEST FRIEND and loves fighting people for no reason.

Guy1: Hey, Bro! You're such a Potato!
Guy2: *Emotional Sniff* Thanks, Bro...You're a potato too!
Guy1: POTATOES ARE THE BEST!
Farmer: I make Potatoes...

by Avada_Kedavra201263 August 25, 2024

Potato Discount

When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.

I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!

by Ghost Crow September 9, 2024

Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.

Stop being a keyboard couch potato you ignorant cunt

by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024

Potato Petiti

It's like comparing two things, and acting like they are the same even though they are not.

Alteration of "Potato, Potato (pronounced differently)"

Bro: Are you skibidi rizz or catholic?
Bro 2: Potato Petiti

by Catman311 November 26, 2024

Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.

I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024