OFFICER DAVID

OFFICER DAVID This means that nigga wanna be a cop so bad you sorry ash.

Man, you an Officer David for real tryna be a cop so bad. Whole time, yo ass just a fan with a walkie-talkie.

by XNXIETY January 31, 2025

david migneault

A cute tender butt hole. Generaly, it’s used to put multiple sex toys in it.

Can I dip my rod in your tight David Migneault?
I want you make my David Migneault bleed!

by Zizi123456 December 25, 2018

David

David is an annoying person who is a massive jerk sometimes, yet somehow has friends. They may even be lucky enough to have a significant other.

"Did you hear? David recently bought a new car."
"How do I feel happy for him yet also annoyed?"

by Threecheers June 6, 2021

David

David is gay.

Hey did you see David today?

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Davids Day

Deekizzyk gets it all every Friday you free it up for him when he asks with no questions asked he's in control
Whatever he wants he gets your not allowed to say no to him
to act like a slut for him on his day
or Just treating him like a king from the comfort of his own home

Deekizzy: Bring it here
Person: Ok ima free it up
Deekizzy: Good girl you get a free gift of whatever you want now press to redeem

Only on Davids Day

by Deekizzyk March 13, 2022

David Sonikkboom yang

A real OG rider In central California .

Hey panda how did you get so good in riding, from David Sonikkboom yang!

by Sonikkboomin August 20, 2024

David hidalgo

Someone who will play your heart. Leave you for someone and cheat when you are sleeping. He’s usually pretty sweet and charming in flirting, but will do anything to trick you into thinking he’s loyal or tricking you that he’s single.

David Hidalgo: hey, Wanna date?
*ends up putting you though a roller coaster of emotions and then leaves you*

by NC910 October 19, 2019