play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.

Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?

by burlybiker April 24, 2022

Played

Played(Florida lingo): When he or she realized they fucked up😂💯

Cuhh I left the Grabba at the crib I played🤦🏾 ♂️

by #TankOffdatZaa February 6, 2023

Playing Hands

When a couple is constantly putting their hands on each other, sexually and otherwise, in enclosed public spaces.

Tom: I gave my brother and his girl a ride to the movies yesterday, but they kept playing hands in my backseat.
Dick: Dude, they ever heard of too much PDA?

by JasonD May 4, 2015

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

Pungent play-doh

The aged layer of from-unda-cheese that you just can't wait until later to play with

Barry was at his desk scaping off his pungent Play-Doh for everyone to smell and enjoy.

by Logreen August 4, 2025

Swift Play

A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.

Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.

by iknowwhatimdoingahahahaha November 19, 2023

hey guys play my game

asking someone to play your game

"hey guys play my game, the link is roblox.com/games/8295711387/DOOM-ROBLOX-Port"

by Noah_12317 January 8, 2022