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Meth monkey

Crackasorous Rex

Crackhead
by Vf.wagz January 3, 2023
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Twitter Monkey

Someone is on twitter 24/7 and believed everything they read on twitter and mainstream media Before Elons take over. They tend to be blue pilled.
Daniel stop being a “Twitter Monkey”. Just because it’s trending on Twitter it doesn’t mens is true!
by Puertorican Papi January 9, 2023
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Boner monkey

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.
Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"
by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023
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Arctic Monkeys

The sexiest band on earth consisted of Alex Turner (lead singer/guitarist), Matt Helders (drummer), Nick O'Malley (Bassist) and Jamie Cook (lead guitarist)
Person 1: "What're ya listening to?"

Person 2: "Some good ol' Arctic Monkeys!"

Person 1: "I bet you get all the girls then mate"
by alex123longbottom August 11, 2023
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discombobulated monkey

it is a younger brother who doesn't want to push his mattress to the side, or a brother who blackmails you.
"push your damn mattress."
"no"
"you discombobulated monkey, push the mattress."
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Sigma Monkey

An Attention Craver Who will do anything to be acknowledged and even noticed.
Jen: LOOK AT ME PLEASE!

Bob: That's some Sigma Monkey Behavior.
by srx_man September 17, 2023
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Monkey Mode

The sexual act of taking a shit on a towel and using it to fling the shit at the partner
Man: You ok?
Man 2: I just seen a video of a guy going Monkey Mode on my GF
Man:damn
Man: Sauce?
by Obama Einstein September 28, 2023
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