God save us

Aw fur fuck sake

"I used to pee the bed when I was 14"
"God save us bob"

by Watermelongrease69 November 20, 2014

god of cold pizza

that annoying guy that leaves the pizza box open and it gets cold.

Billy: Hey Bob! Did you like that party yesterday?
Bob: It was nice, but Joe is a god of cold pizza. don't invite him next time.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 December 10, 2016

Ur god a dog

Worst then ur mum gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, and ur bro a hoe. Every time this is said the begins to destroy itself

Tyler: ur mum gay

Adrian: no u
Tyler: well ur daddy lesbian
Adrian: no u
Tyler: ur granny tranny
Adrian: no u
Tyler: ur grandpap a trap
Adrian: no u
*Tyler becomes angry and says something he thinks will destroy Adrian
Tyler: I don’t wanna say this but, ur bro a hoe
Adrian: no u
*Adrian prepares the most terrifying insult and comeback in the universe

Adrian: ur god a dog
* Tyler died and his body vanishes into the air and the universe created a giant black whole that devoured a galaxy

by JesusChrist8 May 12, 2018

god fucking shit

Something said when too many profane words come to mind in a pissy situation.

GOD FUCKING SHIT! You always win at goldeneye multiplayer!!!

by thedoodler August 9, 2003

Random Number Gods

The REAL gods. Everyone who doesn't worship them finds their lives ruined by unforseen events and finds all their programs stuck in infinite loops.

"I want to program a game!"
"Make sure to praise the Random Number Gods first."

by NyanFawful June 9, 2016

Risperdal God Complex

The feeling of ultimate power which accompanies the growth of vestigial breast in a man who has taken large doses of the anti-psychotic drug Risperdal

Hey James, can you dial it down a bit?

"I physically am incapable of 'dialing it down' my Risperdal God Complex prohibits it"

by Also Frankie Muniz December 23, 2020

If God see fit

Old people's way of saying that they may not live to be around for a defined event.

Granddaughter: "How old are you, Grandma?"

Grandma: "If god see fit, 86 in July."

by Zetsch_069 November 17, 2021