Face-hawk

The act of standing and eating vagina while supporting a girl up in reverse chicken fighting position as she is spread eagle.

I didn't expect the man to pick me up and face-hawk me!

by Ramburgler December 5, 2009

Tight Face!

This expression is usually yelled by a third party when someone gets chumped out by someone else. Typically this is a heckle that adds insult to insult. Similar to shouting "CHUMPED" or "BURNED" or something like that. This usually results in an uproar of laughter.

It is a reference to the face of the person who just got told. Their face may appear to be tight because they want to cry or are extremely mad.

Person A: "How dare you give me an F on this assignment"

Person B: "HOW DARE I?!? I'LL TELL YOU HOW!! I WENT TO COLLEGE AND GOT A MASTER'S IN EDUCATION YOU LITTLE PUNK"

Person C: "TIGHT FACE!!!!!"

Everyone: ROFL

by Habakkuk May 5, 2011

your face

The greatest comeback of all time. Used either to answer a question you feel you don't have to answer, to answer a question you don't know, or to piss someone off.

Person 1: Dude, what's up with the look on your face?
Person 2: Oh, I just looked at YOUR FACE!
Person 1: Dude, your a bitch
Person 2: So is YOUR FACE!
Person 1: All I wanted to know is where you got those chips from
Person 2: I got them from YOUR FACE!

by hoplesslyinlove December 2, 2010

Face coverage

When a Facebook newsfeed is filled with enough status updates referring to the same event that attendance is not vital.

Unfortunately, I couldn't make it to the game, but I followed the face coverage, so it was like I was practically there.

by Mackdevil December 4, 2010

Face Leech

A male friend who uses you to meet women and becomes their friend on Facebook. They accomplish this by hanging out with you in casual settings (ie. bar/festival/party). When you bump into or meet up with female friends he will latch on to her/them by using Facebook. He's very unsuspecting and he does it in secret while you are in the bathroom or distracted in another conversation with someone else. He will approach her innocently and say something like "Hey, are you guys friends on Facebook? Can I be your friend too?"

He will do this with your current girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, or long time female friends.

Ways to figure if your friend is Face Leech:

1. Hang out with him at a bar till you accidentally bump in to a female friend. Next morning, check to see if they are friends on Facebook. If they are friends and you seemed to have missed the conversation about them being friends on Facebook... Your friend is probably a Face Leech.

2. Look in your mutual friends with him. If its all girls and just another guy or two... He's most likely a Face Leech.

Dude, Bob and I were hangin at the bar and accidentally bumped in to my ex-girlfriend Kristin... and now their Facebook friends!?!?!?!? I hope that Face Leech isn't' trying to go for sloppy seconds!

by PASSO3058 July 25, 2010

jigsaw face

LSD reference for someone trippin. Also known as Pac-Man.

... the Lizard King and his jigsaw face.

by bigshady September 3, 2006

Space-face

A Space-face is a person that looks better on Myspace than they do in person. The person usually takes angled photographs when the lighting is just right to make them look their best and they almost never take photos from the waste down.

For Guys: "I met up with this girl at a bar that I know from Myspace. She was a total Space-face. I hit it anyway though."

For Girls: "I can't believe Josh left me for her, she's such a Space-face."

by Diego Alonso November 14, 2006