dick dot

A dick dot is when a man has a mole on his penis

Girl: i really like you
Guy: how about a handjob?
Girl: okay...
Girl: omg what the hell is that
Guy: be cool its just a dick dot

by Simone Tamone September 22, 2007

Dick Puppet

A woman who loves to be controlled by a mans penis

"Lynn wanted to be Jordan's dick Puppet "

by Cockmuppet11 December 14, 2016

Game dick

An erection that is ordered, mandated and/or required during the time when a couple is trying get pregnant. This is most often needed when a couple is having sex purely for the purpose of getting pregnant, whether they are in the mood for sex or not.

Husband: "My wife just texted me that I need to get home and bang her."
Friend: "What? Your wife texts you for sex?"
Husband: "Nope. She's ovulating. Gotta go put on my game dick."

by Zotts May 7, 2015

Sad dick

When a guy is too sad to get a boner.

We couldn't sleep together because he had a bad case of sad dick.

by daddyjosephine September 21, 2016

Default Dick

The wing woman version of jumping on the grenade or taking one for the team.

"I was being a good wing woman and had to settle with the friend of the guy she was hooking up with = default dick"

by ghostchips May 27, 2014

dick jacket

Foreskin

hey man, you got a dick jacket

by 3x9 March 15, 2011

Dick sour

The process whereby a woman eventually tires of vaginal intercourse and/or fellatio with her longtime male partner.

Loo Loo done turned dick sour after nearly twenty-five years with the same man.

by Jelly belly June 20, 2016