Shrek dick

A big long gigantic dick the length of a human

WTF have you seen that shrek dick!!??!?!???!!??!??!

by Avin Gohar Big Dick March 9, 2021

the dick of the cat

Similar to "the bee's knees" or "the cat's meow." Something great or remarkable.

Aw, man, I really enjoyed that movie.
Yeah, bro, it was the dick of the cat.

by notreallystraight August 19, 2013

dick-fold

A "dick-fold" (n) is a person who wrongly assumes he is superior to others, and thus tends to be unbearably arrogant and self-regarding, treating colleagues, employees, and companions with contempt.

The term is most often used to describe a person in a position of power; an employer.

It derives from the name of the former CEO of Lehamnn Brothers, Dick Fuld, a man famous for his bloated ego, whose hubris led to the collapse of the fourth largest investment bank in the USA, triggering a global recession in 2008.

Example 1:
"Our new boss has installed a private elevator so that he doesn't have to inadvertently bump into us whilst at work. He's such a dick-fold."

Example 2:
"My supervisor said he didn't have time to meet me because he had 'better things to do' - the dick-fold."

by Arshad GGR February 10, 2012

dick jacket

Foreskin

hey man, you got a dick jacket

by 3x9 March 15, 2011

Dick Swipe

At any run in with a naked man that involves passing by and his dick accidentally touches you.

Man I was showering at the gym the other day and this dude totally dick swiped me!

by thesnowman611 October 24, 2011

Ball or Dick

A game where a guy pins down a girl and exposes a small amount of gential flesh out of his boxer window and asks her if she can tell if its ball or dick.

How was your date?

It only lasted ten minutes, I tried to play ball or dick.

Whaddabitchh...

by femalecats November 13, 2011

Dick twist

A shocking revelation reminiscent of the ingenious storytelling maneuvers of famed science fiction writer Philip K. Dick.

So he was an android the whole time? What a Dick twist!

by Farp March 17, 2020