All American announcer

An announcer that talks about basketball like it's boxing or something else. Though guys getting knocked out with a basketball would make an interesting sport, they don't have one like that yet, so you're either watching the basketball game everyone else is watching or you're watching a noxing match, because if you're trying to watch both at the same time while announcing one or the other, you're fucking with people's heads that are watching.
The All American announcer was talking about being able to feel that hit from up in his/her booth and how it cleaned out his sinuses, even though it wasn't a football game he was talking about, it was a basketball game.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
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American cocktail

Where a guy nuts in a cup for either a guy or a girl to drink out of
Daddy can you make me an American cocktail
by Trump is a Fagget June 11, 2018
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the American eggroll

Shoving American foods into a Chinese guy’s anus.
I gave Henry the American eggroll
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University of American Dance

Noun - obfuscated slang for pole dancing or a strip club.
Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.
by Freakstyler March 31, 2021
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American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.
by jfalexander July 02, 2010
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american tree root

When lying on your back the woman sits on your erection and it goes in her ass
My girl gave me an American tree root last night and we both enjoyed it.
by The name is D November 20, 2015
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