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American Healthcare

See also: College, Taxes, Nonexistant, expensive
Bob lives in Britain, he always says to be careful in my war video games, the soldiers can't afford or find American Healthcare.
by anonymous February 13, 2024
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American school

An american school, aka a shooting range, is where hillbillies go to test there aim.
"hey dude, do you want to go practice our aim with my new m16 i bought at target?"

"Ok, i will meet you at the shooting range... Wait nvm, we will meet at the american school."
by Oven whaleson November 6, 2021
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Little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBE X

A board game that is played with a dice and the game pieces have names as in TOEHUN and MEXIT and MUAHLONNBE who ever choose muahlonnbe is the player 1 and who ever choose MEXIT and TOEHUN is player 2 muahlonnbe and MEXIT must start on the start box player 1 roll first and then player 2 roll each player must take turns rolling unto one of then roll a 5 or 6 if player 1 rolls a 5 then he or she moves to 5 the samething with player 2 but if player 1 rolls a 6 then he or she lose samething with player 2 but if player 1 wins the first round then player 2 have to play with TOEHUN the last player 2 game piece and if player 1 land on game over then the game board will say game over player 1 better luck next time but if player 2 land on game over then the board game will make a explosion bomb sound. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created my own board game little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBE X. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 3, 2022
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American Promise

n. A promise that's expressed by someone who doesn't fully realise the importance of keeping promises they make to someone else. This kind of promise is generally impossible to keep because the promiser has no influence or control over the situation whatsoever. Alternatively, these promises might get broken because the promiser, knowingly or otherwise, lacked the commitment or the know-how/energy/ability to fully see it through.

Derived from American (Hollywood) films and TV shows that contain characters, who make this kind of promise.
Examples of American promises:

1st Character: "Oh, no she's gonna die!"
2nd Characer: "No she's not. She's gonna live. I promise."

"I'll be there - I promise." Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jingle All The Way), In response to his son, Jamie, asking him to make it to his Karate Class.
by eXDax July 1, 2008
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American Exit

Making and attempt to politely leave a party while considerably drunk. Often against the will of other party-goers and who may try to physically stop the endeavor. Similar to the Canadian Goodbye.
The group of women at the front door stopped his American Exit.
by Foreskingamer69 February 4, 2023
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american schools

a school but in america
homie:yo
quiet kid: hi
homie:you ugly foo get rid of ya yeeyee ass haircut
quiet kid: bouta become a new american schools

homie: tf that mean?
quiet kid: time for the firing range
by mexicanfoxnigga March 3, 2021
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American Football

Fucking boring. Its called football yet they dont use their feet. If you are struggling to sleep just put a game of american football on and youll be sleeping by the end of the first quater.
by Simple fakts April 4, 2021
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