Red Bullion

The cognitive dissonance one experiences when going to buy a red bull because of the craving of its heightened physiological and psychological effects; only to arrive at the price, realizing that the company is run by a bunch of d-bags who are under the illusion that their product is like buying gold; and thus resorting to one of two options; (1) buying nothing at all, or (2) buying a less effectual alternative Monster.

friend 1: Dude, why are you crashed out on the couch?

friend 2: I'm in a state of Red Bullion. when I saw the price, I bought a few Monsters for the price of one Red Bull.

friend 1: It's like buying gold, aint it; its BS

friend 2: It's for girls, thats why they charge so much. Apart from them being D-bags their product.

friend 1: Monster is overall kooler anyway, and their not a bunch of D-bags either when it comes to the illusion of their product

friend 2: Agreed.

friend 1: Just buy Monster

by SplitDissonance July 19, 2011

Diarrhea Red

The color of a persons hair; whether they are born with the hair color or if it is chemically colored.

Hey everyone, I just ate some greasy fish, and shit it out diarrhea red; like Danny's hair color.

by mr. mojo rpsgt November 11, 2011

Red Bandit

Anyone who uses red gas in TWD NML guild wars resulting in loss.

We had that perfect score on lock, but then Hoyt went and pulled a red bandit.

by HoytHavaro June 21, 2023

Red Deer

The armpit of Canada. If a city were a dry heave.

My parents moved to Red Deer because their lives were meaningless.

by A-Squished-FrenchHorn April 9, 2023

red light

Taken, in a relationship. Not looking for a relationship

1: Do you have a boyfriend?
2: Yes, I’m a red light.

by ltsph1999 October 15, 2019

red sus

The 2 words literally ever among us noob says

Lime: so who we voting out bois

Purple: Idk but red sus

Red: Why?!?

Purple: The memes say it all ;)

*Red was not The imposter. (

by toady;) December 25, 2020

Red Lobster

A household chain restaurant specializing in seafood dishes that will surely satiate the appetite of any hungry human who has the palate of a sewer rat.

We went on a date to Red Lobster Friday night and ate 3 baskets of cheddar biscuits and an appetizer of calamari.

by Fane Jonda February 2, 2021